DDB-000791 Animals & Nature
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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DDB-000792 School & Language
Teacher: "Please give me a sentence using these three words: defence, defeat, and detail."
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DDB-000793 Everyday Life
My landlord sent me a text saying we need to talk about how high my air-conditioning bill is.
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DDB-000794 Science, Tech & Math
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
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DDB-000795 Animals & Nature
I'll never forget what my grandad said to me before he croaked.
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DDB-000796 Family & Relationships
My wife asked, "Are you even listening to me?"
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DDB-000797 Science, Tech & Math
We combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab...
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DDB-000798 Everyday Life
Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.
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DDB-000799 Animals & Nature
A man walks into a bar with a small newt on his shoulder. The bartender said, "What an interesting pet. What's his name?" "Tiny," the man replied. The bartender said, "That's an odd name. Why did you call him Tiny?"
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DDB-000800 History, Politics & Religion
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
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DDB-000801 Pop Culture & Music
My friend tattooed his favorite Star Wars character on his cheek.
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DDB-000802 Animals & Nature
My dog got into our Scrabble box and ate a whole bunch of word tiles. We rushed her to the vet and are still waiting.
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