DDB-000803 Everyday Life
I accidentally confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza"...
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DDB-000804 Science, Tech & Math
The meteorologist who developed the Heat Index passed away yesterday.
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DDB-000805 Pop Culture & Music
Taylor Swift gets her clothes made by a guy named Jeff. Once she needed a dress made within six hours and Jeff made it for her in just 45 minutes.
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DDB-000806 Family & Relationships
I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop counting.
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DDB-000807 Science, Tech & Math
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
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DDB-000808 Places & Travel
What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
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DDB-000809 Pop Culture & Music
How does Dolly Parton keep her swimming pool clean?
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DDB-000810 Places & Travel
I got robbed today and called the police. The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
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DDB-000811 Work & Money
A Target employee dropped a mannequin arm today and couldn't pick it up. Naturally, I stepped in.
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DDB-000812 Work & Money
A man holding a big crocodile walks into a bar...
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DDB-000813 Places & Travel
Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control.
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DDB-000814 Work & Money
My new therapist used to be an electrician.
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