DDB-000075 Health & Body
What do you call a woman with a severe peanut allergy?
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DDB-000076 Family & Relationships
/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.
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DDB-000077 Pop Culture & Music
I got mugged by six dwarfs last night
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DDB-000078 Pop Culture & Music
Why did the sitcom about airplanes never take off?
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DDB-000079 Health & Body
The only people I hate are people without toes
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DDB-000083 Science, Tech & Math
NASA is launching a program to say sorry to all the aliens.
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DDB-000084 History, Politics & Religion
Police officer: "The victim was filled with cornflakes until he choke to death."
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DDB-000085 Places & Travel
If you turn a canoe upside down, you can wear it as a hat
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DDB-000086 Pop Culture & Music
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.
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DDB-000087 Everyday Life
What is round and nasty?
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DDB-000088 Pop Culture & Music
If someone asked me if I had a favourite prog rock band
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DDB-000090 Animals & Nature
Before the invention of the crowbar
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