DDB-000092 Food & Drink
I wasn't sure what kind of cheese to get at the grocery store.
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DDB-000093 Animals & Nature
Did you hear about circus lion that went into a rage and ripped a man's throat out?
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DDB-000094 Pop Culture & Music
I want to see 99 people sing "Africa" by Toto...
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DDB-000095 Food & Drink
I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable. Then, BOOM
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DDB-000096 History, Politics & Religion
When I became an officer in the army, my dad told me I was too stupid to ever be promoted past the rank of Major. I was furious that he would say such a thing.
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DDB-000097 Animals & Nature
What bird can't fly in a straight line?
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DDB-000098 Animals & Nature
I think my cats are communists.
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DDB-000099 History, Politics & Religion
What do baby vampires wear?
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DDB-000100 Work & Money
How much money do you have when you combine touch, vision, smell, hearing, and taste?
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DDB-000101 Everyday Life
Who is the saddest person in the village?
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DDB-000102 Food & Drink
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
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DDB-000103 Animals & Nature
What do you call it when the quantity of horses matches the quantity of hay?
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