Went to my kids school orientation today

A young boy was running away from his family and they yelled "slow down, Walker!". I responded "more like Runner, am I right?!". My wife was not amused.

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My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid

I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.

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