DDB-000740 Family & Relationships
My gf borrowed $100 from me. After 3 years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
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Family & Relationships
The archive's most reliable source of material is the household. Most of these jokes were told at dinner, and most were not welcome.
43 jokes on file
All Family & Relationships jokes
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DDB-000747 Family & Relationships
What has four arms and four legs?
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DDB-000775 Family & Relationships
My daughter wanted me to take her shopping at "The Hot Topic" at the mall.
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DDB-000776 Family & Relationships
Realizing my wife is going to need an oxygen tank for the rest of her life,
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DDB-000796 Family & Relationships
My wife asked, "Are you even listening to me?"
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DDB-000806 Family & Relationships
I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop counting.
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DDB-000825 Family & Relationships
The dentist and the manicurist had a rough marriage.
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