DDB-000476 Family & Relationships
My wife and I had a really good relationship, until we bought a waterbed a few weeks ago...
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Family & Relationships
The archive's most reliable source of material is the household. Most of these jokes were told at dinner, and most were not welcome.
43 jokes on file
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DDB-000480 Family & Relationships
I told my kids I was tired of them using their whistle when they came inside. I told them they had one more chance.
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DDB-000481 Family & Relationships
It's not a dad bod
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DDB-000537 Family & Relationships
I read my daughter Peter Pan recently and she asked if I wish I never grew up.
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DDB-000543 Family & Relationships
My wife wants to name our newborn son after me
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DDB-000553 Family & Relationships
My son has an important meeting early tomorrow morning and he's worried he's going to be late. I told him to put his watch under his pillow before he goes to bed tonight
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DDB-000624 Family & Relationships
I shaved my wife's head once
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DDB-000643 Family & Relationships
My wife and I had an amicable divorce. We agreed to split everything we'd acquired during the marriage. But I kept the car I had from before we met.
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DDB-000667 Family & Relationships
My wife keeps lighting her farts on fire then lying about it...
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DDB-000669 Family & Relationships
Went to my kids school orientation today
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DDB-000701 Family & Relationships
What's the difference between a light bulb and a person like you?
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DDB-000728 Family & Relationships
A woman gave birth to a boy on the way to the hospital...
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