DDB-000199 Science, Tech & Math
If you ate a pound of uranium, how long would you survive?
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DDB-000200 Everyday Life
I locked myself in a suitcase once. 🧳
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DDB-000201 Pop Culture & Music
I heard Lionel Richie holds the records for the longest concert ever performed.
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DDB-000202 Health & Body
My wife threw some omega 3 capsules at me this morning.
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DDB-000203 Everyday Life
My friend asked me if I knew where he could get a wig.
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DDB-000204 Animals & Nature
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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DDB-000206 Sports & Hobbies
The man that invented the ferris wheel and the man who invented the merry go-round never met...
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DDB-000207 Animals & Nature
I just watched a program about beavers.
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DDB-000208 Food & Drink
Why are the melon couple sad?
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DDB-000209 Health & Body
Anyone need to use the potty?
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DDB-000210 Everyday Life
What does a house wear on a night out in the town?
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DDB-000211 Sports & Hobbies
What do you call a fisherman who catches 20 fish in 5 minutes?
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